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Original David After the Dentist AKA Kid on Drugs

Chad Vader Response

Music by: Jason Brannon, Chris Crawford
Editing by: Joshua Shreve

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StarWars Gangsta Rap Lyrics

Vader and Sidius:

It’s not the east or the west side.
No its not
It’s not the north or the south side.
No its not
It’s the Dark side.
You are correct.
Keep frontin’ the Empire,
To all you vader haters
out there, we’ll blow
your planet up!
What is thy bidding my master?
It’s a disaster Skywalker we’re after.
What if he could be turned
to the dark side…
Yes, he be a powerful
ally, another dark jedi.
He will join us or die.

We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
And you know that we
got it (Deathstar)
And you know that we
got it (Deathstar)

Fades…

Uncle Owen:

Luke, getcho ass over here right now,
Stop monkeying ’round that
damn landspeeder,
Where them two droids I
asked you to clean boy?,
Did you clean your room?

Luke:

Uncle Owen, I know I’m on probation
I cleaned the droids
Can I go to tashi station
I got a lay away on ma power converter
But now you’re treating
me like a scruffy nerf
herder
Obi Wan (Ben):
Luke, use the force and run
Run to dagobah run to dagobah
Luke, use the force and run
Run to dagobah run to dagobah

Yoda:

I’m Yoda, I’m a solja
I’m low to the floja
I though I told ya
Don’t be unwise
Judge me not by my size
You won’t believe your eyes
Once the X wing rise

Luke:

Yoda why you bein’ a playa hata
You know that I must still
confront Lord Vader

Yoda:

But Luke,
Not ready are you

Luke:

But there’s a city in the
clouds where they’re
keeping my crew
A Jedi’s gotta do what a
Jedi’s gotta do
So now Vader, I’m coming for you

Yeah that’s right R2,
gonna set a new course,
we’re goin to cloud city
*aah* that’s a mighty
good Gin and Tonic would
ya mix me up another?
things are about to get ugly

Vader:

Impressive now release your anger
You must have sensed
that your friends are
in danger

Luke:

Noooooo! Why’d you slice off my hand

Vader:

Its imperative that you understand
Obi Wan would never bother
Telling you about your father

Luke:

He told me enough - he told
me you killed him

Vader:

Then there’s something I
must reveal then

I’m your father
I’m your father
I’m your father
I’m your father
I’m your father
I’m your father
I’m your father
I’m your father

Han Solo:

Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke

Video written, performed and edited by: Iman
Audio Editing by: Lisa Lavie
Background vocals: Iman & Lisa Lavie

First black prez
Ain’t that nice,
Im in the highest office that’s right!
Now I can do whatever I like
Now I can do whatever I like
yeahhhh
So what I’m half black and half white
So what I fist bump with my wife
Man, I can do whatever I like
I can do whatever I like

McCain I thought that you knew
By debate number two
That I was gonna win and there was nothing
That you could do
You got so upset by the third debate
I swear to god I think I saw tear,
LOOK

I picked Joe Biden
Now this one’s riding
Long as y’all got me you wont need nobody
You want it I got it
Propose it, I’ll sign it
Tell them republicans BE QUIET

First black prez
Ain’t that nice,
I’m in the highest office that’s right!
Now I can do whatever I like
So what I’m half black and half white
So what I fist bump with my wife
Man I can do whatever I like
Man I can do whatever I like

Palin was the hottest
MESS that ran for office
She spoke so odd
Could’ve swore it was a comic skit.
She got people excited
But still she couldn’t stop this
I won all three debates
If you got it Then you got it!
Now i’m trying to put money back in your wallet
So as I fix this financial crisis
There’s a long list
Of things I really gotta fix
Like no more shady healthcare
YOU can get what I get.
My country can have what it wants.
McCain can have a seat and think about what he did wrong
I know you ain’t never have a prez like that
That gives amazing speeches then turns around and raps!

I picked Joe Biden
Now this one’s riding
Long as y’all got me you wont need nobody
You want it I got it
Propose it, Ill sign it
Tell them republicans BE QUIET

First black prez
Ain’t that nice,
Im in the highest office that’s right!
Now I can do whatever I like
I can do whatever I like
So what I’m half black and half white
So what I fist bump with my wife
Man I can do whatever I like
Man I can do whatever I like

I’m talking Black prez rides
And black prez ice
Fo’ at least the next fo years that’s tight
America’s upset
And I’m just right
Time to put this black pres in yo life
THAT’S RIGHT

I picked Joe Biden
Now this one’s riding
Long as y’all got me you wont need nobody
You want it I got it
Propose it, I’ll sign it
Tell them republicans BE QUIET

First black prez
Ain’t that nice,
I’m in the highest office that’s right!
Now I can do whatever I like
So what I’m half black and half white
So what I fist bump with my wife
Man I can do whatever I like